SIGNS YOUR PASTOR IS ADDICTED TO COURT TV
10. The deacons required to wear Bailiff uniforms.
9. Quotes from the book of Judge Judy.
8. Every time he hears an amen, he bangs the gavel and says, "You're out of order!"
7. At the end of the benediction says "....in His name, we're adjourned."
6. Choir limited to 12 members and are now referred to as "the jurors."
5. All hearts and minds don't necessarily have to be cleared before approaching the bench (the altar).
4. He has the head deacon say "All Rise" when he enters the sanctuary.
3. His sermons are no longer taped but rather typed by a stenographer.
2. Uses a gavel to let folks know when their testimonies are too long.
1. Instead of an invitation, he asks for closing arguments.
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