Funny Jokes - FORBIDDEN FRUIT Whenever your kids are out of control, take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His kids ... After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."
"Don't what?" Adam asked. "Don't eat the Forbidden Fruit," God replied. "Forbidden fruit?... We got Forbidden Fruit?... Hey Eve, we got Forbidden Fruit!" "No way!" "WAY!" "Don't eat that fruit!" said God. "Why?" "Because I am your Father, and I said so!" said God (wondering why he hadn't stopped after making the elephants). A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry. "Didn't I tell you NOT to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked. "Uh huh," Adam replied. "Then why did you?" "I dunno," Eve answered. "She started it!" Adam said. "Did not!" "DID so!" "DID NOT!" Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own ... thus the pattern was set, and it has never changed. http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.quotes-world.com/ http://www.quotescentral.com/ ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> See what's inside the new Yahoo! Groups email. http://us.click.yahoo.com/2pRQfA/bOaOAA/yQLSAA/ZkgolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funnyquotes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/ http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]/maillist.html http://www.quotescentral.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
