How to Annoy People: 1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%,
extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises.
3)During meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge
across the room. 4)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 5)ALWAYS TYPE
WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 6)type only in lower case.
7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither 8)While making presentations,
occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 9)In the memo field of all your
checks, write "for sensual massage." 10)Ask your co-workers mysterious
questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about
"psychological profiles."
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