This is 'political' AND funny! If you don't agree, I'll kick your ass!
Rules for the Non Military
Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation
has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of
you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas
where we would like your assistance:
1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing
of the National Anthem---kick their ass.
2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in
protest---kick their ass.
3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount
of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull
them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask
in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to
make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks
their ass.
4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were.
Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that
you used to be "Special Forces," and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have
been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid
and get your ass kicked.
5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, "Do you fly
a jet?" Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an
ass-kicking (children are exempt).
6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform
them of their mistake---and kick their ass.
7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your
damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly
thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her---of
course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.
8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are
Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our
Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President
(for those who didn't know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have
no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all
those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian
representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go
straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly,
you will get your ass kicked!
9. 'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me---stop saying it! If
she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!
10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill
those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard
issue in the military. That reminds me---if you see anyone calling those damn
psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!
11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy),
'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing
each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the
right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.
12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military,
support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday
that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are
literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home
wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the
sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get it's ass
kicked."
13. "It is the Veteran, not the reporter who has given us the freedom of the
press. "It is the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of
speech. It is the Veteran, not the campus organizer, who gives us the freedom
to demonstrate. "It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath
the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to
burn the flag."
14. (Please pass this on so I won't have to kick your ass!) :-) "If you can
read this, thank a teacher" If you are reading it in English, thank a Veteran "
One more:*
15. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem
in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS.
Do what you want, be who you are & say what you feel because, those who
mind don't matter, & those who matter don't mind.
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