Headstones Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was.
In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And no place to go. In a London, England cemetery Here lies Ann Mann, Who lived an old maid But died an old Mann. In a Ribbesford, England, cemetery Anna Wallace The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna. Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna. In a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me For not rising. In a Uniontown, Pennsylvania, cemetery Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake. Stepped on the gas Instead of the brake. In a Silver City, Nevada, cemetery Here lays The Kid. We planted him raw. He was quick on the trigger But slow on the draw. A lawyer's epitaph in England Sir John Strange. Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange. John Penny's epitaph in the Wimborne, England, cemetery. Reader, if cash thou art In want of any, Dig 6 feet deep; And thou wilt find a Penny. In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle Went out of tune. On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod. Pease shelled out and went to God. In a cemetery in England Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I. As I am now, you soon will be. Prepare yourself and follow me. To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone To follow you I'll not consent Until I know which way you went Last add, from Boot Hill, in Tombstone, Arizona Here lies Lester Moore One slug from a 44 No Les No More http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=7685396 http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=34418667 http://www.freefind.com/find.html?id=80898518 http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://www.toptenhumor.com/ http://jokeoftheday.wordpress.com/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
