YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE WISCONSINITE WHEN: > > > > 1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting > > to pass a tractor on the highway. > > > > 2. "Vacation" means going up north past Hwy 8 for > > the weekend. > > > > 3. You measure distance in hours. > > > > 4. You know several people who have hit deer more > > than once. > > > > 5. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the > > same day and back again. > > > > 6. Your whole family wears Packer Green to church > > on Sunday. > > > > 7. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow > > during a raging blizzard, without flinching. > > > > 8. You see people wearing camouflage at social > > events (including weddings and funerals ). > > > > 9. You install security lights on your house and > > garage and leave both unlocked. > > > > 10. You think of the major food groups as beer, > > fish, and venison. > > > > 11. You carry jumper cables in your car and your > > wife or girlfriend knows how to use them. > > > > 12. There are 7 empty cars running in the parking > > lot at Mill's Fleet Farm at any given time. > > > > 13. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit > > over a snowsuit. > > > > 14. Driving is better in the winter because the > > potholes are filled with snow. > > > > 15. You refer to the Packers as "we." > > > > 16. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, > > still winter and road construction. > > > > 17. You can identify a southern or eastern accent. > > > > 18. You have no problem pronouncing Lac Du > Flambeau. > > > > 19. You consider Minneapolis exotic. > > > > 20. You know how to polka. > > > > 21. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue > of > > a deer next to your blue spruce. > > > > 22. You were unaware that there is a legal > drinking > > age. > > > > 23. Down South to you means Illinois. > > > > 24. A brat is something you eat. > > > > 25. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his > > new pole shed. > > > > 26. You go out to a fish fry every Friday > > > > 27. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due > > to frost. > > > > 28. You have more miles on your snow blower than > > your car. > > > > 29. You find minus twenty degrees "a little > > chilly." > > > > 31. You actually understand these jokes, and you > > forward them to all your friends.
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