A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a
> > lawn mower someone  
> > > had left out in their front yard. He flew over
> and
> > sat on the handle,  
> > > watching the children going down the sidewalk on
> > their way to school.
> > > 
> > > One little boy tripped on a crack and fell,
> > spilling his lunch on  
> > > the sidewalk. He picked himself up, put his
> lunch
> > back in the bag and  
> > > went on. But he missed a piece of bologna. The
> fly
> > had not eaten that  
> > > morning and he sure was hungry. So he flew down
> > and started eating  
> > > the bologna. In fact he ate so much that he
> could
> > not fly, so he  
> > > waddled across the sidewalk, across the lawn, up
> > the wheel of the  
> > > lawn mower, up the handle, and sat there resting
> > and watching the  
> > > children.
> > > 
> > > There was still some bologna laying there on the
> > sidewalk. He was  
> > > really stuffed, but that baloney sure did look
> > good.
> > > 
> > > Finally temptation got the best of him and he
> > jumped off the handle  
> > > of the lawn mower to fly over to the baloney.
> But
> > alas he was too  
> > > full to fly and he went splat!!, killing him
> > instantly.
> > > 
> > > The moral of the story: Don't fly off the handle
> > when you are full  
> > > of baloney.

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