A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a > > lawn mower someone > > > had left out in their front yard. He flew over > and > > sat on the handle, > > > watching the children going down the sidewalk on > > their way to school. > > > > > > One little boy tripped on a crack and fell, > > spilling his lunch on > > > the sidewalk. He picked himself up, put his > lunch > > back in the bag and > > > went on. But he missed a piece of bologna. The > fly > > had not eaten that > > > morning and he sure was hungry. So he flew down > > and started eating > > > the bologna. In fact he ate so much that he > could > > not fly, so he > > > waddled across the sidewalk, across the lawn, up > > the wheel of the > > > lawn mower, up the handle, and sat there resting > > and watching the > > > children. > > > > > > There was still some bologna laying there on the > > sidewalk. He was > > > really stuffed, but that baloney sure did look > > good. > > > > > > Finally temptation got the best of him and he > > jumped off the handle > > > of the lawn mower to fly over to the baloney. > But > > alas he was too > > > full to fly and he went splat!!, killing him > > instantly. > > > > > > The moral of the story: Don't fly off the handle > > when you are full > > > of baloney.
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