A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said, > "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? > You look terrible." > > "What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine." > > Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't > have > that before." > > Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit > with > a cannon ball, but I'm fine now." > > Bartender: "Well, okay, but what about that hook? > What > happened to your hand?" > > Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship > and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I > got > fitted with a hook. I'm fine, really." > > Bartender: "What about that eye patch?" > > Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of > birds flew over. I looked up and one of them shit in > my eye." > > "You're kidding," said the bartender, "you couldn't > lose an eye just from bird shit." > > > Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook."
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ http://www.jokes-joke.com/ http://funny-jokes.blogspot.com/ http://quotes.wordpress.com/ Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/funny-jokes/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
