> > A typical macho man married a typical good-looking > lady and after the > wedding, laid down the following rules: > > "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what > time I want and I > don't expect any hassle from you. > I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I > tell you otherwise. > I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing > when I want with > my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time > about it. Those are > my rules. Any comments?" > > His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just > understand that > there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- > whether you're > here or not." >
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