Two men were driving through Texas when they got > pulled over by a > State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the > window with his > nightstick. > > The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop > smacked him in > the head with his nightstick. "What the hell was > that for?" the > driver asked. > > "You're in Texas, son," the trooper answered. "When > we pull you over > in Texas, you better have your license ready by the > time we get to > your car." > > "I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from > around here." > > The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's > clean and gives > the guy his license back. The trooper then walks > around to the > passenger side and taps on the window. > > The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the > trooper smacks > him on the head with the nightstick. > > "What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands > > "Just making your wish come true," replied the > trooper. > > "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked. > > "Because I know your type," the trooper says, "two > miles down the > road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say, 'I > wish that ass hole > would've tried that shit with me'!"
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