> > www.costumeideazone.com/index.htm > > Babysitter: Strap a doll to your rear-end and sit > on > > it. > > > > Little Dead Riding Hood: Wear the usual Little > Red > > Riding Hood costume and then use fake scars, > wounds > > and blood to make it look like the Big Bad Wolf > got > > you. Don't forget your basket! > > > > Tickled Pink: Wear pink clothes and carry a > feather. > > > > > > White Trash: Wear all white, and attach trash > (i.e., > > milk cartons, paper, candy wrappers) all over > > yourself. Or step into a white trash bag > overflowing > > with trash. > > > > God's Gift to Women: Find a box large enough to > fit > > around your body. Cut some holes for your arms and > > head, and then cover the box with wrapping paper. > > Add a large bow. Attach a tag that says "TO: > Women, > > FROM: God". > > > > Nudist on Strike: Dress in normal clothes and > carry > > a sign that says "Nudist on Strike." > > > > Chia Pet: Wrap yourself in duct tape so the sticky > > part is facing out, then roll around on the (just > > mowed) lawn. > > > > Q-Tip: Dress all in blue, and cover a cap and your > > shoes with cotton balls. > > > > Booby Trap: Hang a mousetrap on a string around > your > > neck so it hangs in front of your chest. > > > > Autograph Book: Wear a white shirt and pants. > Carry > > a Sharpy pen and have people sign you! > > > > Ze-bra: Wear a bra on the outside of your shirt > and > > attach the letter "Z" to it. > > > > Mastercard Ad: Wear whatever clothing you choose. > > Attach a sign to your back that says "Shirt: > > $30...Jeans: $50...Shoes: $70......Halloween > costume > > that took minimal effort: Priceless. > > > Happy trick or treating
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