> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which > > makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs > when > > you tickle it under the arms. > > > > Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory > > and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 > > > AM. > > > > The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the > > Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open > > the door and begins to rant about the new > employee. > > > > > > He complains that she is incredibly slow and the > > whole line is backing up, putting the entire > > production line behind schedule. > > > > The Personnel Manager decides he should see this > > for himself, so the 2 men march down to the > factory > > floor. > > > > When they get there the line is so backed up that > > there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory > > floor and they're really beginning to pile up. > > > > At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by > > mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of > > plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. > > > > > The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little > > piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and > > begins to carefully sew the little package between > > > Elmo's legs. > > > > The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. > > > > After several minutes of hysterics he pulls > himself > > together and approaches Lena. > > > > "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep > a > > straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the > > instructions I gave you yesterday.. > > > > "Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."
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