> > One Sunday morning William burst into the living > room and said, "Dad! > Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting > married to the most > beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and > her name is Susan. > > After dinner, William's dad took him aside. "Son, I > have to talk with > you. Your mother and I have been married 30 years. > She's a wonderful > wife but she has never offered much excitement in > the bedroom, so I > used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is > actually your half- > sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." > > William was heart-broken. After eight months he > eventually started > dating girls again. A year later he came home and > very proudly > announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in > June." > > Again his father insisted on another private > conversation and broke > the sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, > William. I'm awfully > sorry about this." > > William was furious! He finally decided to go to his > mother with the > news. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never > going to get > married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, > Dad tells me the > girl is my half-sister." > > His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any > attention to what he > says, dear. He's not really your father." > > >
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