1**) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with > sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing > cars. > See if they slow down. > > 2**) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the > economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." > > 3**) Every time someone asks you to do something, > ask if they want fries with that. > > 4**) Put your waste basket on your desk and label it > "IN". > > 5**) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once > everyone has gotten over his or her caffeine > addictions, switch to espresso. > > 6**) Finish all your sentences with, "In accordance > with the prophecy." > > 7**) Dont use any punctuation > > 8**) Use, too...much; punctuation! > > 9**) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. > > 10**) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh > hysterically > after they answer. > > 11**) Specify that your drive-through order is "to > go." > > 12**) Sing along at the opera. > > 13**) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems > don't rhyme. > > 14**) Put mosquito netting around your workarea. > Play a tape of jungle sounds all day. > > 15**) Five days in advance, tell your friends you > can't attend their party because you're not in the > mood. > > 16**) Have your co-workers address you by your > wrestling name, "Rock Hard." > > 17**) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream > "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!!" > > 18**) When leaving the zoo, start running towards > the > parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're > loose!" > > And the final way to keep a healthy level of > insanity.... > > 19**) Send this to everyone in your address book, > even > if they sent it to you or have asked you not to send > them stuff like this.
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