st1\:*{behavior:url(#default#ieooui) } Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a
valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a
valuable plant.
*The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
*There are two kinds of pedestrians--the quick and the dead.
*An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
*If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who said,
"Quit while you're ahead?"
*Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
*The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
*Get the last word in: Apologize.
*Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
*Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
nothing.
*Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about
seeing UFOs like they use to?
*Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
*All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.
*Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial
tax cut saves you thirty cents?
*In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.
*Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
*How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box
to start a campfire?
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Pinpoint customers who are looking for what you sell.
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