One day I found Morris, my five-year-old son, with the telephone, which
he quickly hung up when he saw me. "What were you doing?" I asked him.
"Calling Aunt Sarah."
"How could you have called Aunt Sarah?" I asked. "You don't even know
her number."
"Yes, I do and I did call her," little Morris replied.
I wasted a lot of breath trying to convince him that he didn't know her
number, but he insisted he had made the call.
"Okay," I said finally. "What did she say, then, if you called her?"
"She told me I had the wrong number."
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Boardwalk for $500? In 2007? Ha!
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