To all OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
Wisdom from Grandpa .......
}}}Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a
lot on the kind of chick he marries.
}}}Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt
that he forgets his sugar.
}}} Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
}}}When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
}}}If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
}}}On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never
the present.
}}}A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."
}}}Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds
and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.
}}}Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.
}}Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
}}}How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
}}}You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.
}}}Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they
don't recognize you.
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