--- In [email protected], Chatty <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
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> To all OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)
> Wisdom from Grandpa .......
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> }}}Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a
> lot on the kind of chick he marries.
> }}}Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin'
his salt
> that he forgets his sugar.
> }}} Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for
good.
> }}}When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble
starts
> when they try to decide which one.
> }}}If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a
> thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
> }}}On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but
never
> the present.
> }}}A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the
washin',
> ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."
> }}}Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and
make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking
orders.
> }}}Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your
age and start bragging about it.
> }}Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want
people to
> know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
> roads weren't paved.
> }}}How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
> }}}You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or
leaks.
> }}}Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and
bald, they don't recognize you.
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