YOU MUST BE FROM PHILADELPHIA IF... * You realize that your favorite dessert is wooder ice. (It comes in churry, strawburry, and other assorted flavors.) * You find yourself using "Yo" and "Youse guys" when talking long distance to family members. * You know how to spell Schuylkill. * You think $2,500 for insurance on a '79 Toyota is a bargain. * You find yourself at a nice restaurant thinking, "This would only be three bucks at a truckstop." * You can sleep soundly through gunshots in the neighborhood. * You visit New York and notice how clean it is. * You believe that the car on your side, flashing its turn signal, wants you to close the gap with the car in front. * You can't eat fries without Cheeze Whiz. * You find street people greet you by first name. * You don't think Wawa sounds funny. * You snub a cheesesteak that isn't on an Amoroso roll. * Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block. * You love scrapple for breakfast. * You took a vacation at the shore (and liked it). * You know where to find the Rocky statue. * Only tourists go to Geno and Pat's for an authentic cheesesteak. * You buy soft pretzels at a traffic light. ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at <http://www.pbbt.com>. If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at <http://www.pbbt.com/mail/>.
