The Top 13 Rejected Action Hero Catch Phrases


13> "Let's agree to disagree, punk."

12> "I'll be back.  As long as I'm going, do you want anything from the
Bath and Body Shop?"

11> "Use the big-ass gun, Luke!"

10> "I'm about to give you one more reason to vote for universal health care!"

  9> "I know you are, punk, but what am I?"

  8> "You just messed with the wrong motivational speaker, my friend!"

  7> "A little song, a little dance, a little can of Whoop-Ass down your
pants."

  6> "You're going to want to put some ice on that."

  5> "Yippie Ki Yay, Mother Superior!"

  4> "Where do you want to hurt today?"

  3> "Let's mambo with Mr. Pain!"

  2> "Do you feel like chicken tonight, punk?"

  1> "Justice?  You're soaking in it!"

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