A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer." The student received an "A" on the exam. ==== An extra joke because it is MONDAY (-: ==== Signs That You Have Had Too Much Of The 90's - You try to enter your password on the microwave. - You now think of three espresso's as "getting wasted." - You no longer own a real deck of cards. Solitaire, spades, and hearts are all played on the computer. - Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen. - You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. - You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. - The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. - You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back "What's for dinner?" - Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at <http://www.pbbt.com>. If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at <http://www.pbbt.com/mail/>.
