Dear PBBT.COM readers, This is not like other chain letters. This is true, really. I mean it. I have proof-- A woman in Germany was crossing the Autobahn when a huge red Beemer came barreling down the road and hit her, sending her flying through the air. Luckily, just that morning she had sent this letter, so she miraculously landed in a pile of hay. She survived without a scratch, but the Beemer was totaled and the driver, who unfortunately had received this letter, but had not send it, was last reported in critical condition. My friend Bob told me that he met the "girl of his dreams" just two days after he sent this letter. But the next week, Bob went for a hike in the mountains, lost his footing, and tumbled off a cliff. Down, down, he fell, over 2,000 feet. At the bottom of the cliff, Bob mysteriously landed in a heap of alfalfa and was unhurt. Luckily for him, his girlfriend had sent all of the chain letters she received that week. So you see, if you send this letter, you will ward off all your bad luck and won't be involved in freak accidents on your local Autobahn and mountain paths. Tiffany and Jim had been going out for two and a half years, despite the fact that their parents approved of their relationship. One day, while playing soccer, Jim passed out. He was immediately rushed to the hospital, but the next day, he died from a very bad disease that ended in "itis". Tiffany was with him when he died. The last thing thing she said to him was "Jimmy, don't die. I can't live without you!" He said, "No, Tiff, it's okay. I want it that way." Throughout his funeral the next day, she kept crying out, "Tell me why! It ain't nothing but a heartache!" While trying to take her mind off her horrible misfortune, she began reading old e-mails. She found she had several chain letters, which she had never sent. Upon reading one, she discovered that it said, "Send this to fourteen people, or a loved one will die." She then realized that if she had only sent it on to a few friends, Jim would still be alive! She made up her mind to send this letter to 14,000 people, to warn them of the dangers of not sending e-mails, but she needs your help. So unless you want to be responsible for the death of those you love, or just have really bad luck like the driver of the Beemer from Germany, send this to: 1-5 people: 1-5 people will be mad at you for ruining their day with this dismal letter. 5-15 people: 5-15 people will be mad at you for ruining their day with this dismal letter. 15-13,987 people: 15-13,987 people will be mad at you for ruining their day with this dismal letter. For every letter sent, one dollar will be sent to Germany to place more piles of hay along the sides of the Autobahn and under mountains around the world to help others who have passed along this letter. Thanks for your help. [ Available online at: http://www.pbbt.com/Directory/Jokes/955.html . Originally published in the La Jolla Country Day Palette. Used with permission of author - Gwyn Prater. ] ========== This joke was brought to you by the funnystuff mailing list at <http://www.pbbt.com>. If you would like to subscribe send a message to [EMAIL PROTECTED] or visit us on the web at <http://www.pbbt.com/mail/>.
