Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha
Belch all the way from Africa.
Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
includes meals."
Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir
will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious
pleasure to the congregation.
"Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
husbands."
Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a
fun time.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
care much about you.
The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'. The sermon tonight:
'Searching for Jesus'.
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
Pastor Jack's sermons.
The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with thanks.
Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible experience."
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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