Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at
       Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha
       Belch all the way from Africa.
     
       Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING
       Conference. "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference
       includes meals."
     
       Today the pastor will preach his farewell message after which the choir
       will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
     
       Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious
       pleasure to the congregation.
     
       "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
       those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your
          husbands."
     
       Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring
       your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a
       fun time.
     
       Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't
       care much about you.
     
       The sermon this morning: "Jesus walks on the water'. The sermon tonight:
       'Searching for Jesus'.
     
       Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
       help they can get.
     
       Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more
       transfusions.  She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of
     
       Pastor Jack's sermons.
     
       The "Over 60's Choir" will be disbanded for the summer with thanks.
     
       Remember in prayer those who are sick of our church and community.
     
       Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The
       pastor will then speak on "It's a terrible experience."
     
       The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
       lend him their girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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