[Funnystuff] Wealth, Wisdom, or Beauty?

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An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return
for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with
his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.

"Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of
lightning.

Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo
of light.

One of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."

The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

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