:) I don't usually forward jokes but I made an exception for this one. Even my wife ROFL-ed when I told it her, and she never laughs when I tell jokes. Actually, nor does anyone else. :-D
-- David Harley BA CISSP FBCS CITP Small Blue-Green World > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] > [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Alex Eckelberry > Sent: 30 May 2009 20:50 > To: [email protected]; [email protected] > Subject: Re: [funsec] Pirate software... > > I know of places where people are shot for posting such humor ;-) > > > Alex > > > > -----Original Message----- > From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] > On Behalf Of [email protected] > Sent: Friday, May 29, 2009 5:00 PM > To: [email protected] > Subject: [funsec] Pirate software... > > A computer program walks into a bar; the bartender shouts: > "Hey! Get out! Your kind ain't welcome in here!" > The program looks a bit startled and asks "what do you mean > by my kind"? > "You know," the bartender says, "PIRATE software." > "But I'm not pirate software!" protests the program. > "Yeah? Well then, what's that thing you've got covering your > eye?" asks the bartender. > "That's just my latest patch!" says the program. > "Well, okay then, what about that peg leg thing you've got going on?" > "Obviously I'm a crippled version," sighs the program. > "You can't fool me," says the bartender, "what about that > bird sitting on your shoulder?" > "SQUAAAWK! Powers of eight!" shrieks the bird. > "Oh don't worry about that," says the program, "that's just > my parrotty bit ." > > _______________________________________________ > Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. > https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec > Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list. _______________________________________________ Fun and Misc security discussion for OT posts. https://linuxbox.org/cgi-bin/mailman/listinfo/funsec Note: funsec is a public and open mailing list.
