heh, I guess we'll see if that whole CARNIVORE thing works or not, huh?
Alan McCollough
Web Programmer
Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer
Alaska Native Medical Center
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Marc Funaro [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 4:50 PM
> To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> Subject: RE: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
>
> Now that you're back in the USA, I am going to break into your house, kick
> the dog, and steal your gym bag. Then I'm going chop up my family, and
> bury
> them in your gym bag, in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks -- as I
> have
> been told to do by the great hoary beast of the netherworld.
>
> OOOPS, wrong list. Sorry!
>
> >;^)
>
> Good god, am I tired.
>
> P.S. Before anyone calls the FBI, the CIA, or any other agency that goes
> by
> a goofy acronym, I WAS KIDDING. I don't even have an axe to grind.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: McCollough, Alan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 6:44 PM
> To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
> Subject: RE: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
>
>
> Well, that oughta prove to y'all that I ain't from Brazil. Besides,
> somebody
> from Allaire fixed it for me an hour ago, so now I'm listed as livin in
> the
> US of A. Ahhh, good to be home. Also, they's sending me a new certificate
> with my proper name on it...
>
> Moral of the story? Allaire came through quick and made things right; so
> I'm
> a Happy Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer. With fancy gym bag!
>
> Alan McCollough
> Web Programmer
> Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer
> Alaska Native Medical Center
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Michael Slatoff [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 12:11 PM
> > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > Subject: Re: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> >
> > It's a really good thing it wasn't in Brazilian... considering people in
> > Brazil speak Portuguese.
> >
> > ;)
> >
> > Michael
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "McCollough, Alan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 11:36 AM
> > Subject: RE: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> >
> >
> > > Fortunately, it wasn't in Brazilian... Test was easy enuff, but it
> > covers
> > a
> > > ton of stuff; none of it very deeply, though. My advice to future test
> > > takers. Lock yourself in the bathroom with the "Cold Fusion Quick
> > Reference
> > > Guide" and do a major cram study of all the cf tag syntax you can
> store
> > in
> > > yer short term memory...
> > >
> > > Alan McCollough
> > > Web Programmer
> > > Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer
> > > Alaska Native Medical Center
> > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: craig girard [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 10:05 AM
> > > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > Subject: RE: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> > > >
> > > > so how was the test?
> > > >
> > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > From: McCollough, Alan [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 1:26 PM
> > > > To: '[EMAIL PROTECTED]'
> > > > Subject: RE: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Brother. Somebody tell me how Anchorage, AK is related to Brazil.
> I'm
> > > > gonna
> > > > have to ask who wrote their apps. Was it a Certified Allarie
> > Professional?
> > > > Is this a Certified Allaire Screwup? Hmmm...
> > > >
> > > > Alan McCollough
> > > > Web Programmer
> > > > Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer
> > > > Alaska Native Medical Center
> > > >
> > > > > -----Original Message-----
> > > > > From: Erki Esken [SMTP:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 9:13 AM
> > > > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
> > > > > Subject: Re: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> > > > >
> > > > > Heh heh heh :)
> > > > >
> > > > > We should start calling Alan "Brazil Alan" not "Alaska Alan"
> > > > > because Allaire has this in their certified developers list:
> > > > >
> > > > > McCollough Alan Brazil 7/11/00
> > > > >
> > > > > See for yourself:
> > > > > http://www.allaire.com/Handlers/index.cfm?ID=16638
> > > > >
> > > > > Erki
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "McCollough, Alan" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > > To: <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>
> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, September 19, 2000 6:41 PM
> > > > > Subject: [Fusebox] Now they'll KNOW i'm a professional...
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Yeah, its not totally Fusebox related, but a lot of you will
> want
> > to
> > > > > know...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Lets see, I passed the Certified Allaire ColdFusion Developer
> test
> > on
> > > > > > 11-JUL-00, and when I returned from the Fusebox conference,
> there
> > was
> > > > > a box
> > > > > > on my desk...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Within the box was a certificate (complete with the unwanted
> first
> > > > > line from
> > > > > > the address block, so it looks totally stupid; thanks guys), a
> CD
> > > > > (haven't
> > > > > > loaded it yet), a diskette with "official" logos, and the most
> > useful
> > > > > item
> > > > > > of all, a rather snazzy nylon gym bag with the Certified Allaire
> > > > > > Professional logo embroidered on it.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Although $150 is a bit expensive for a gym bag, it is a nice
> bag,
> > and
> > > > > since
> > > > > > my old gym bag has a broken zipper, the new bag has already
> taken
> > a
> > > > > trip to
> > > > > > the gym. Now I can hobnob with doctors and stockbrokers at the
> > gym,
> > > > > and hah,
> > > > > > people will KnOw that I'm certified, heh heh...
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Alan McCollough
> > > > > > Web Programmer
> > > > > > Allaire Certified ColdFusion Developer
> > > > > > Alaska Native Medical Center
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > >
> > >
> >
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