*Banker jokes
<http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/jan/30/jokes-about-bankers?CMP=EMCGT_310111&;>
*
*Guardian, UK - *What's the difference between a dead cat on the
motorway and a dead banker on the motorway? There are skidmarks around
the cat.
A man is stuck in traffic. He asks a police officer about the hold-up
and he replies: "The head of the Bank Of England is so depressed about
the economy he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself
with petrol and set himself on fire. So we're taking up a collection for
him." The man asks: "How much have you got so far?" The policeman
replies: "About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning."
A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small
business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months.
Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy.
And finally: What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think
they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
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