Does that mean that Galileo's father only had an IQ of 100?
From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Arthur Cordell Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2011 10:26 PM To: 'RE-DESIGNING WORK, INCOME DISTRIBUTION, EDUCATION' Subject: Re: [Futurework] Banker jokes Einstein dies and goes to heaven only to be informed that his room is not yet ready. "I hope you will not mind waiting in a dormitory. We are very sorry, but it's the best we can do and you will have to share the room with others" he is told by the doorman. Einstein says that this is no problem at all and that there is no need to make such a great fuss. So the doorman leads him to the dorm. They enter and Albert is introduced to all of the present inhabitants. "See, Here is your first room mate. He has an IQ of 180!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss mathematics!" "And here is your second room mate. His IQ is 150!" "That's wonderful!" says Albert. "We can discuss physics!" "And here is your third room mate. His IQ is 100!" "That's wonderful! We can discuss the latest plays at the theater!" Just then another man moves out to capture Albert's hand and shake it. "I'm your last room mate and I'm sorry, but my IQ is only 80." Albert smiles back at him and says, "So, where do you think interest rates are headed?" From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of D and N Sent: Thursday, February 03, 2011 6:03 PM To: RE-DESIGNING WORK, INCOME DISTRIBUTION, EDUCATION Subject: [Futurework] Banker jokes Banker jokes <http://www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2011/jan/30/jokes-about-bankers?CMP=E MCGT_310111&> Guardian, UK - What's the difference between a dead cat on the motorway and a dead banker on the motorway? There are skidmarks around the cat. A man is stuck in traffic. He asks a police officer about the hold-up and he replies: "The head of the Bank Of England is so depressed about the economy he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. So we're taking up a collection for him." The man asks: "How much have you got so far?" The policeman replies: "About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning." A man visits his bank manager and says, "How do I start a small business?" The manager replies, "Start a large one and wait six months. Why don't sharks attack bankers? Professional courtesy. And finally: What's the problem with banker jokes? Bankers don't think they're funny, normal people don't think they're jokes.
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