> www.mediawhoresonline.com The White House takes pleasure in announcing the schedule for the historic President's Economic Forum, to be held in Waco, Texas, on Tuesday, August 13, 2002.
Not since the convening of secret Dick Cheney's Energy Task Force has such a rich and diverse array of economists, CEO's, and government officials convened at any one time! And not since the Branch Davidians set up shop there has Waco seen such an assembly of true believers! With pride, and humility, we present the following program: 10 a.m..: Welcoming Remarks: Dick Cheney (No questions from the press or the audience will be permitted.) 10:15 a.m.: Panel I: The Wizardry Of Off-The-Books Accounting: Private and Public Presiding: Andrew Fastow, formerly of Enron Panelists: Bernie Ebbers, formerly of WorldCom John Rivas, formerly of Adelphia (pending bail arrangements) Lawrence Lindsey, The White House 11:00 a.m.: Panel II: The Genius of De-Regulation: Past Triumphs, Future Glory Presiding: Paul O'Neill, Secretary of the Treasury Panelists: Harvey Pitt, Securities and Exchange Commission Jeffrey Skilling, formerly of Enron Irwin Stelzer, Weekly Standard (by arrangement with Enron) 11:45 a.m.: Panel III: Bigger and Better Regressive Tax Cuts: Persuading the People Presiding: Karl Rove, The White House Panelists: Dan Evans, Secretary of Commerce Robert Novak, CNN Tucker Carlson, CNN Grover Norquist 12:30 p.m. LUNCHEON 2 p.m.: RONALD REAGAN HONORARY NAP-TIME (Those who prefer may spend an hour on the Dubya-replica treadmills, kindly provided by Baylor University. Please sign up in advance - last ones in are S.O.L!) 3 p.m.: How to Turn Corporate Flacking Into a White House Career Presiding: William Safire, The New York Times Panelists: Mitch Daniels, The White House Michael Deaver, formerly of the White House (convicted) Alberto Gonzales, The White House 3:45 p.m.: Let 'Em Eat Cake Crumbs: Those Annoying 401(k) Problems Presiding: Elaine Chao, Secretary of Labor Panelists: Steven Goddard, Bush Pioneer, on suspension from Arthur Andersen Paul Gigot, The Wall Street Journal 5 p.m. to 8 p.m.: FREE TIME (We've run out of things to say!!) 8 p.m. Prime-Time Keynote Address "The Importance of Being Born Rich" George W. Bush, The White House
