HEALTH ALERT: There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE), Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER), or Grindstone-Imbibed-Negator (GIN). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. The only permanent cure seems to be to Remove-Extraneous-Time-Inducing-Reactions-Entirely (RETIRE). You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Bob Miller Network Administrator Alfe Corporate Group
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