I've got bad news and I've got worse news. The bad news is that I'm out of tonic to wash down my GIN. The worse news is that I still have GIN.
On Wed, 2008-04-02 at 13:01 -0400, Bob Miller wrote: > HEALTH ALERT: > > There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally > and by hand. This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer > (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or > anyone else, DO NOT TOUCH IT! This virus will wipe out your private > life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK, put your > jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. > Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract > (WINE), Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER), or > Grindstone-Imbibed-Negator (GIN). Take the antidote repeatedly until > WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. The only > permanent cure seems to be to > Remove-Extraneous-Time-Inducing-Reactions-Entirely (RETIRE). You > should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 > friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your > life. > > > Bob Miller > Network Administrator > Alfe Corporate Group > > _______________________________________________ > Fwlug mailing list > [email protected] > http://fortwaynelug.org/mailman/listinfo/fwlug_fortwaynelug.org _______________________________________________ Fwlug mailing list [email protected] http://fortwaynelug.org/mailman/listinfo/fwlug_fortwaynelug.org
