sounds like a fun game lol On 12/6/13, Ken Downey <[email protected]> wrote: > I just had a weird dream and had to share. This is a game called Rebel's > Parent. You are the not-so-proud parent of a teen-age punk. In trying to > bond with him, you give him $100--and install a small video camera in his > glasses so you can see how he blows the cash. > This is a zero player game, where you have no influence whatsoever. If you > tell him to do something, he does the exact opposite--unless you tell him to > get drunk or buy a pack of cigarettes. > Day 1: Punk sneaks off to his friend's house and gives $5 to his friend's > older brother for cheap whiskey. He comes home and blows chunks all over the > bathroom floor and passes out on the toilet. Dignity minus 5, stress plus > 10, anger plus 8 > Day 2. Punk gets on the computer and tries to decompile and rewrite a > popular game. Press space to roll the dice. You rolled a six. The punk > succeeded and sold his hacked copy to some friends for $2. Oh the shame! > Dignity minus 20 > Day 3: Punk beats up a kid weaker than himself, cops call you to bail him > out of jail. I guess he didn't tell them he's got money of his own? > Days 4-7: Punk sits in jail, waiting for you to bail him out. Enjoy your > time to yourself! Stress minus 50 > Day 8: Punk finally bails himself out of jail. He and his friends get drunk > and rob a seven eleven. Roll the dice. > You rolled a 4. His friends got caught, but he ran away in time. It appears > he was the lookout. Ouch! Dignity minus twelve, anger plus 7, money minus > 50 > Day 9: Punk spends his day at Wal*mart. It seems that maxing out the > stereos' volume, then turning them off, then watching old ladies turn them > on and get a scare is quite amusing. He gets kicked out of the store by an > irate manager who doesn't see him pocketing some gum. Dignity minus 5 > Day 10: Punk bails his best friend out of jail, gets drunk with him, and > comes home reeking of booze. After you give him a stern lecture, he pretends > to pass out. Once you're asleep, he takes your car for a spin and wrecks it. > Money minus 3000, anger + 1000. In a fit of rage, you show the video from > your camera to the police, who arrest him on multiple charges. > Game Over! > Thank God my kids are not like this lol! On the other hand, I did a lot of > these things! > --- > Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [email protected]. > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, > please send E-mail to [email protected]. >
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