Phil: A spoof of your own game? It shows that others are not the only target! I found this one funny, as usual. Thanks for posting it. -- God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"
----- Original Message ----- From: "Phil Vlasak" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: "Gamers Discussion list" <gamers@audyssey.org> Sent: Sunday, October 21, 2007 9:28 AM Subject: [Audyssey] Dumbledore and the Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry > Games we'd like to play, > by Phil Vlasak, > Dumbledore and the Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry > Phil jumping at the news that Dumbledore was gay, slows the voice of > Sarah > down and creates a new game... > > > > There is an intruder in the most famous Wizard castle in the land. > > Late in the evening of July seven, a young female was spotted entering > Hogwwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. > > "She looked to be about eighteen." reported the Caretaker Filch to the > headmaster. > > > > Dumbledore did not want to stop his great bowling game but realized that > the > girl might get into trouble. > > Dumbledore knew if Filch got his hands on her, he would string her up by > the ankles in his office. > > And while Albus often enjoyed an evening hanging up-side-down, he did not > think the girl would appreciate it. So Dumbledore put down his bowling > ball and strode over to his desk, and under a copy of Magical knitting > patterns magazine, picked up his Death Stick to confront the intruder. > > > > The Castle of Witchcraft and Wizardry game transports Albus and you into > a > world of fantasy filled with secret passageways and hidden chambers. He > explores the castle searching for > the girl while cleaning up the loose magical items, confronting the creepy > creatures knowing at any minute, > disaster may strike and his current lover might decide to leave the > bowling > alley. > > > So, take a trip with Albus to Hogwwarts school of Witchcraft and > Wizardry > and pay > a visit to the ghost's Deathday party in the dungeon, pop into the kitchen > for a chat with the sometimes sexy House-Elf Dobby, > walk down to Hogsmeade for a spot of firewhisky in the Hog's Head, > try to calm down the cranky caretaker and his maniacal obsessions, , > pick up plenty of coins to buy sweets at the sweet shop, , > and finally, hold on tight as you fly on a broom trying to catch the > illusive teenage girl. > > > > > > > --- > Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org > If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to > [EMAIL PROTECTED] > You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at > http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. > All messages are archived and can be searched and read at > http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] > If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the > list, > please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] > --- Gamers mailing list __ Gamers@audyssey.org If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED] You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[EMAIL PROTECTED] If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
