Grin. Very. -----Original Message----- From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of dark Sent: Friday, November 27, 2009 8:59 PM To: Gamers Discussion list Subject: [Audyssey] desktop explosion was: o.t. The desktop that exploded
Well, it all began on one fine and sunny morning, when I recieved an E-mail from king pixifus lord of pixies to attend his royal banquit. I've been a long standing member fof the royal society for the prevention of cruelty to dragons, ----- and I'd met his pixosity at one of our meetings, ----- we'd actually had an interesting chat about how to cure scale shedding of the American blue princess muncher breed of dragon. I phoned my local magic carpet service to order one to the pixy king's palace, ---- however they were absolutely and totally late. they claime this was because of long standing tale backs in the upper atmosphere, ----- but I just think ginis are lazy gits by nature! so I walked in late, right in the middle of the pixy king's daughter singing a rather pretty song about some goblins she'd enchanted. It completely put her off her step, ---- and while I tried to explain, she was very put out, ---- so much so she conjured a gremlin assassin and sent it after me. I was able to convince her that it had been a mistake by undertaking a long and boring quest involving three drunken elves,a mysterious guarden, some magic apples, ---- a small cactus and a bottle of washing up liquid which I'll tell you about some other time, ---- but sinse it took me such a long time to sort all this out the gremlins bombed my flat in my absense, ---- and so my desktop exploded. I got a full appology from the pixies along with a huge bag of pixy gold, ---- which I used to buy the desktop I've got now, ---- and these days I use "wrent a witch" when I need transport, ---- brooms are slower, but witches are more reliable. Btw, actually "exploded" is just a bit of exaggeration on my part, ---- my harddrive just physically stopped working, and was no longer able to load, ---- however I much prefer the above story, ---- far more fun! Beware the grue! Dark. --- Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [email protected]. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [email protected]. --- Gamers mailing list __ [email protected] If you want to leave the list, send E-mail to [email protected]. You can make changes or update your subscription via the web, at http://audyssey.org/mailman/listinfo/gamers_audyssey.org. All messages are archived and can be searched and read at http://www.mail-archive.com/[email protected]. If you have any questions or concerns regarding the management of the list, please send E-mail to [email protected].
