Oh, that is so funny. Where do you come up with this stuff? That's a keeper.
Yes, Jason hates user feedback and comments with a burning and
diabolic passion, ---- and anyone who sends him such can expect to
have a goblin hoard show up outside their door waving sharpened fish
in a vicious and threatening manner!
Entombed beta testing was an unpleasant and horrible thing. Beta
testers were spirited from their homes at dead of night by a dozen
fowl demons which Jason had summoned to do his dark bidding.
They were then taken to a secret location somewhere undernieth the
pacific, --- where various horrible and generally nasty things happened.
I won't go into details, but lets just say I now have a perminant fear
of anchovies, toothpicks, and Diet cola!
After all these proceedings, the beta testers were forced to say only
what Jason wished saying about the game, --- -on pain of, ---- well
lets just say badgers!
Given all this, it would be absolutely unthinkable for Jason to put
the game out as a public beta, allowing anyone to game test, ---- and
as for setting up a testing mailing list for people to make
suggestions and post comments? ---- never!
Needless to say, such a list could not possibly be found at
Free for anyone to subscribe to, ---- and if you subscribed to such a
non existant list, ---- well you wouldn't be the least bit welcome at
all! (remember those badgers!).
Oh, and also don't believe everything you here on the audeasy list. ;D.
Hth, --- and hope this was equally amusing!
Beware the Grue!
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