And a UGA Law Grad no less.  Hahahahaha

 

 

 

15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS
BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR.

 

THE JOKES ARE FLOWING ....

 

A lady in Athens calls 911.

Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken
into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!'

 

The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the
moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll
get back to you.'

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Q: What is the Georgia coaches biggest concern?

 

A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting
violation?

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Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens?

 

A: A huddle

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Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's
driving?

 

A: The police

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Q: Why can't most of the UGA players get into a
huddle on the field?

 

A: It is a parole violation to associate with
known felons.

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The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor
System:

'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'.

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The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this
year....

11 Arrests, 0 convictions.

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Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring
Training?

 

A: Studying their Miranda Rights

 

 

 


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