Wa ha ha ha ha!!! Good one! Oliver ________________________________
From: [email protected] on behalf of Gatorrrrrr Sent: Mon 9/1/2008 1:52 PM To: Gatorrrrrr Subject: [gatortalk] Ironically this was fwd to me by a Dawg fan... And a UGA Law Grad no less... Hahahahaha 15% OF THE UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA FOOTBALL TEAM HAS BEEN ARRESTED DURING THE PAST YEAR. THE JOKES ARE FLOWING .... A lady in Athens calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.' ________________________________________________________ Q: What is the Georgia coaches biggest concern? A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a recruiting violation? _____________________________________________________ Q: What do you call a drug ring in Athens? A: A huddle _____________________________________________________ Q: Four Georgia players are in a car, who's driving? A: The police ____________________________________________________ Q: Why can't most of the UGA players get into a huddle on the field? A: It is a parole violation to associate with known felons. __________________________________________________ The University of Ga team has adopted a new Honor System: 'Yes,your Honor; No, your Honor'. _____________________________________________________ The Dogs are hoping for an undefeated season this year.... 11 Arrests, 0 convictions. ______________________________________________________ Q: How did the Dogs spend the first week of Spring Training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
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