Hmm... You can make a nice show of cleaning your gun, or sharpening your knives.
Not sure a baseball bat allows for such theatrics. -Zeb On May 22, 2009, at 3:05 PM, Gatornet Admin wrote: > ROTFLMAO!!!! I used an old baseball bat, but it sounds as if knives > work pretty good, too. Not as "squishy" either, I'm sure. :) > > Randy > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: Jay Cicone > To: [email protected] > Sent: Friday, May 22, 2009 2:36 PM > Subject: [gatortalk] Re: Off Topic: Parental Bragging Rights > > I have plenty of cutlery lying about. The other night I got home > from work and two high school guys were in the garage with my wife > and daughter Laura. Laura asked if I remembered their names and I > shrugged my shoulders, said no, and went inside to change. When I > returned, I told them that I did indeed remember their names: Dead > and Next. They looked a bit perplexed. Laura asked if I was going > to kill both of them and I responded “just one—you can kill the > other”. These kids need to know that just because Mr. Jay is cool > and a nice guy, he’s also a bit crazy. Works for me! > > $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ > She's a doll Jay - do you keep her locked up at night? > > --- On Fri, 5/22/09, Jay Cicone <[email protected]> wrote: > My daughter will be 16 tomorrow. She’s a sophomore. Here’s a photo > from prom about a 3 weeks ago. Congrat’s on your son’s accomplishment! > > > > > --~--~---------~--~----~------------~-------~--~----~ GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -~----------~----~----~----~------~----~------~--~---
