This is not for general distribution. Please do not forward. UGA is dead as a Dawg. I mean, dead.
He resides in Savannah, GA but is not gay, as far as I know. Having been fixed a few years back, no one can remember, anyway. So don't go there, Oliver. Anyway, the dude's dead. The funeral has been planned for a beautiful spot on the Appalachian Trail, just past, going north, where you take the cut-off for Argentina. (Just in: Madonna will sing.) The dog training school endorsed by Dr. Phil (yes, the same Dr. Phil whose photo is featured on Randoo's Facelift page) will participate in the services by leading a choir made up of 12 rescued dogs. If you've never heard dogs sing...well, just be there. Show up at Springer Mountain in North Georgia at 6:00AM Tuesday morning and walk north and watch for the sign advertising extremely rare beef on the right. Cameras should be set to 'no flash' settings. If you say "Oliver" you will be seated right behind four compliant bitches near the gravesite. See ya there. Paula, I said I'd be right back... A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
