Finally...I mean, at last, he shows up. Welcome Randoo. Because of your unstoppable efforts on behalf of furthering SEC sports poop dissemination, the league, don't ask me who, has requested your personal assistance in removing any droppings that may impede the processional parts of the august proceedings. This is a duty of honor at such proceedings.
I don't personally get the logic of it all, but they said something about poop out, poop in. I don't know. Petsmart bags are suggested. Please remember that in addition to the singers, UT's Smokey will be there and we are awaiting word on Smokey the bear. He's a busy bear, as you know during the dry fall months. At the last butt count, MSU's 'Bully' is not planning to attend. Don't ask. I think it is personal. The War Eagle will circle the proceedings but will be wearing a diaper, so don't worry about that. You will be especially pleased to hear that neither the tigers nor the elephant will attend. They send their regrets. Albert and Alberta send their condolences, but will be basking smugly at Lake Alice. I told them you are familiar with ceremony and will keep your nose up at all times. I'm coming, Paula... A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain ________________________________ From: Gatornet Admin <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Thu, November 19, 2009 7Finally:43:12 PM Subject: RE: [gatortalk] Don't say anything to anyone He’s on a roll, folks. You just can’t buy this kind of stuff. Hey, Leon! When attending the funeral, watch where you step! J Randy From:Arthur Polhill [mailto:[email protected]] Sent: Thursday, November 19, 2009 6:45 PM To: [email protected] Subject: [gatortalk] Don't say anything to anyone This is not for general distribution. Please do not forward. UGA is dead as a Dawg. I mean, dead. He resides in Savannah, GA but is not gay, as far as I know. Having been fixed a few years back, no one can remember, anyway. So don't go there, Oliver. Anyway, the dude's dead. The funeral has been planned for a beautiful spot on the Appalachian Trail, just past, going north, where you take the cut-off for Argentina. (Just in: Madonna will sing.) The dog training school endorsed by Dr. Phil (yes, the same Dr. Phil whose photo is featured on Randoo's Facelift page) will participate in the services by leading a choir made up of 12 rescued dogs. If you've never heard dogs sing...well, just be there. Show up at Springer Mountain in North Georgia at 6:00AM Tuesday morning and walk north and watch for the sign advertising extremely rare beef on the right. Cameras should be set to 'no flash' settings. If you say "Oliver" you will be seated right behind four compliant bitches near the gravesite. See ya there. Paula, I said I'd be right back... A. Leon Polhill, Gator "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know." - Mark Twain -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us-- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
