Top 10 Steven Wright Quotes
Written by The <http://blog.sarcasmsociety.com/> Sarcasmist on July 20, 2010 Steven Wright 10. Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. 9. It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. 8. When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety. 7. If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny. 6. If you're not part of the solution, then you're part of the precipitate. 5. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I have forgotten this before. 4. Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. 3. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 2. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. 1. Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. Bonus: I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
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