More musician humor: What's the difference between Jay's guitar playing and a chainsaw?
You can tune a chainsaw! Oliver Barry CRS,GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks Realty 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 Phone: 615-826-4040 Fax: 615-822-2027 Mobile: 615-972-4239 _____ From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of John Vega Sent: Wednesday, February 22, 2012 1:30 PM To: [email protected] Subject: Re: [gatortalk] Re: [gatornews] Gatornews from the Miami Herald and Palm Beach Post courtesy of JunoGator Don't fret! -Zeb On Feb 21, 2012, at 4:20 PM, Jay Cicone wrote: Get you some o' them fried chicken samwiches---bone in. Oh-while you're up there , Zeb, run by the Gibson factory and find me a couple nice hunks of maple in the trash bin that I can make a body out of. Then get the big dog and complain of their headstock breaking issues on $3,000 guitars. Once you have him feeling bad, grab me a free neck with medium jumbo frets on an ebony finger board---12-12.5 inch radius is fine. It can be unfinished like the body and I'll shape it myself. One last thing. Grab a handful of every type of Humbucker they have so's I can experiment without spending a tone of money---get it?? I little hide glue to attach the neck would be a nice added bonus. Don't forget a handful of nice tuners and the bridge hardware. And if it's not too much, stop at a number of the small specialty distilleries and get me a few cases of tasty rye and special barrel whisky. We'll settle up when you drop the stuff at my house on your ride back. Thanks again for the kind offer. I'll see you soon. Jay -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
