I sent him a pic of my tat and basically told him well its not safe for gatortalk
Woody (via iPhone) On Aug 28, 2012, at 1:46 PM, "mail.bobparks.com" <[email protected]> wrote: > Hmm... I think it's a cool tattoo. If this guy's description of it is a > little sick that's his fault. > The tatt with the human skin peeling back to reveal Gator skin is a little > strong for my taste, but to each his own. Nothing embarrassing there either. > > Oliver Barry, CRS, GRI > Real Estate Broker > Bob Parks, LLC > 1517 Hunt Club Blvd > Gallatin TN 37066 > 615-972-4239 > 615-826-4040 > Sent from my iPhone > > Begin forwarded message: > >> From: Woody Bass <[email protected]> >> Date: August 28, 2012 10:19:26 AM CDT >> To: GatorNews <[email protected]> >> Subject: [gatornews] Outkick the Coverage : Florida Gator Fans Enter Awkward >> Fan Tattoo Race >> Reply-To: [email protected] >> >> http://m.outkickthecoverage.com/florida-gator-fans-enter-awkward-fan-tattoo-race.php >> >> FLORIDA GATOR FANS ENTER AWKWARD FAN TATTOO RACE >> >> Florida Gator fans have been able to avoid our awkward fan photo series thus >> far. >> >> But that's about to end. >> >> You know football season is getting close when I wake up, check my email, >> and there's an absolute deluge of trash talk photos of rival fan bases >> submitted to OKTC. And this morning we got a double dose of Florida Gator >> tattoo fandom. >> >> Secretly, Florida Gator fans like to believe that they're not as redneck as >> the rest of the SEC fan bases. That may be true for south Florida, but have >> you ever been to north Florida? The area around Gainesville has so many >> rednecks living nearby that it makes Mississippi State fans blush. >> >> That's why we're proud to inaugurate the Gators in the awkward fan tattoo >> club. >> >> From reader Mitch comes the most detailed etmyology of a fan tattoo yet. >> >> "The picture appears to have been posted to the Facebook wall of The Weather >> Channel's Stephanie Abrams.... While the tat certainly does not reside on >> her the photo was apparently posted on her wall by a Judith White from >> Looking Glass Tattoo & Gallery since Miss Abrams is a Gator alum. The >> tattoo sits forever proudly on the leg of a Jeremy Francis." >> >> >> >> Oh, my, this is outstanding. >> >> Let me count the ways I love it: >> >> 1. The setting sun in the background. >> >> The sun going down makes this a classy tattoo. >> >> 2. The hairy leg. >> >> If you really look close at a hairy leg, it's pretty disgusting. And it's >> hard not to look closely at a hairy leg when this tattoo is on it. >> >> 3. Why is the gator standing on two legs? >> >> And imagine how much different the world would be if alligators could walk >> on two feet. How terrifying would this be? You go for an airboat tour in the >> Everglades, come around the bend, and a 14 foot alligator is towering over >> you? >> >> Is anyone ever getting in an airboat again? >> >> What would Troy and Jacob Landry do? >> >> 4. The hallucinogenic pinwheel like design. >> >> Stare at this tattoo long enough and you'll fail a drug test. >> >> Which means you're basically a Florida Gator player. >> >> By the way, true story, when my oldest son turned 3 and wanted to play cobs >> and robbers, I called the game, cops and gators. In his mind the terms >> robber and gator mean the same thing. Which was certainly true when Urban >> Meyer was coach. >> >> 5. The goal post has a shadow. >> >> It's this kind of detail that makes this the Sistine Chapel of alligators >> standing on two feet tattoos. >> >> 6. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like the gator is trying to get the >> Gator helmet to fellate him. >> >> Which is downright incestuous. >> >> (In related news, a thousand Alabama fans just got tattoos of the Alabama >> helmet fellating Big Al.) >> >> 7. If you adopt my fellatio reading of the tattoo, then the Gator's mouth >> isn't open to scare you. >> >> It's open in a kind of post-coital Gator ecstasy. >> >> 8. But at least this Gator fan wasn't trying to become a gator. >> >> This Florida fan was. >> >> >> >> Is it just me or does this tattoo make you gag a little bit? >> >> Welcome to the awkward fan tattoo club, Gator fans. >> >> And, ladies, these men are single. >> >> Get. On. It. >> >> ... >> >> Alabama fan awkward tattoo >> >> Arkansas fan awkward tattoo >> >> At OKTC we ridicule all awkward fan photos equally. >> >> Humor doesn't discriminate -- although it does feature Kentucky and Alabama >> fans at alarming frequency. >> >> Meet the awkward Bama fan couple, which remains the Mona Lisa of awkward fan >> photos >> >> Meet the awkward Kentucky fan couple >> >> Meet the Kentucky hottie twins >> >> Meet the Tennessee fan at Dollywood >> >> Meet the second pregnant Alabama fan >> >> Awkward Quarterback Photos: Starring Jordan Rodgers >> >> Introducing the Alabama fan van >> >> Awkward fan photo: beach portrait edition >> >> As always, feel free to share your awkward fan photos by emailing or >> tweeting them to me. [email protected] or the Twitter feed on the right >> side of the page, @claytravisbgid >> >> >> >> Woody (via iPhone) >> -- >> GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! >> 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions >> 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions >> 2008 National Football Champions | >> Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), >> Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions > 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions > 2008 National Football Champions | > Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), > Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
