I did check out the awkward Bama couple. Now, that's awkward! Oliver Barry, CRS, GRI Real Estate Broker Bob Parks, LLC 1517 Hunt Club Blvd Gallatin TN 37066 615-972-4239 615-826-4040 Sent from my iPhone
On Aug 28, 2012, at 12:48 PM, Woody Bass <[email protected]> wrote: > I sent him a pic of my tat and basically told him well its not safe for > gatortalk > > Woody (via iPhone) > > On Aug 28, 2012, at 1:46 PM, "mail.bobparks.com" <[email protected]> wrote: > >> Hmm... I think it's a cool tattoo. If this guy's description of it is a >> little sick that's his fault. >> The tatt with the human skin peeling back to reveal Gator skin is a little >> strong for my taste, but to each his own. Nothing embarrassing there either. >> >> Oliver Barry, CRS, GRI >> Real Estate Broker >> Bob Parks, LLC >> 1517 Hunt Club Blvd >> Gallatin TN 37066 >> 615-972-4239 >> 615-826-4040 >> Sent from my iPhone >> >> Begin forwarded message: >> >>> From: Woody Bass <[email protected]> >>> Date: August 28, 2012 10:19:26 AM CDT >>> To: GatorNews <[email protected]> >>> Subject: [gatornews] Outkick the Coverage : Florida Gator Fans Enter >>> Awkward Fan Tattoo Race >>> Reply-To: [email protected] >>> >> >>> http://m.outkickthecoverage.com/florida-gator-fans-enter-awkward-fan-tattoo-race.php >>> >>> FLORIDA GATOR FANS ENTER AWKWARD FAN TATTOO RACE >>> >>> Florida Gator fans have been able to avoid our awkward fan photo series >>> thus far. >>> >>> But that's about to end. >>> >>> You know football season is getting close when I wake up, check my email, >>> and there's an absolute deluge of trash talk photos of rival fan bases >>> submitted to OKTC. And this morning we got a double dose of Florida Gator >>> tattoo fandom. >>> >>> Secretly, Florida Gator fans like to believe that they're not as redneck as >>> the rest of the SEC fan bases. That may be true for south Florida, but have >>> you ever been to north Florida? The area around Gainesville has so many >>> rednecks living nearby that it makes Mississippi State fans blush. >>> >>> That's why we're proud to inaugurate the Gators in the awkward fan tattoo >>> club. >>> >>> From reader Mitch comes the most detailed etmyology of a fan tattoo yet. >>> >>> "The picture appears to have been posted to the Facebook wall of The >>> Weather Channel's Stephanie Abrams.... While the tat certainly does not >>> reside on her the photo was apparently posted on her wall by a Judith White >>> from Looking Glass Tattoo & Gallery since Miss Abrams is a Gator alum. The >>> tattoo sits forever proudly on the leg of a Jeremy Francis." >>> >>> >>> >>> Oh, my, this is outstanding. >>> >>> Let me count the ways I love it: >>> >>> 1. The setting sun in the background. >>> >>> The sun going down makes this a classy tattoo. >>> >>> 2. The hairy leg. >>> >>> If you really look close at a hairy leg, it's pretty disgusting. And it's >>> hard not to look closely at a hairy leg when this tattoo is on it. >>> >>> 3. Why is the gator standing on two legs? >>> >>> And imagine how much different the world would be if alligators could walk >>> on two feet. How terrifying would this be? You go for an airboat tour in >>> the Everglades, come around the bend, and a 14 foot alligator is towering >>> over you? >>> >>> Is anyone ever getting in an airboat again? >>> >>> What would Troy and Jacob Landry do? >>> >>> 4. The hallucinogenic pinwheel like design. >>> >>> Stare at this tattoo long enough and you'll fail a drug test. >>> >>> Which means you're basically a Florida Gator player. >>> >>> By the way, true story, when my oldest son turned 3 and wanted to play cobs >>> and robbers, I called the game, cops and gators. In his mind the terms >>> robber and gator mean the same thing. Which was certainly true when Urban >>> Meyer was coach. >>> >>> 5. The goal post has a shadow. >>> >>> It's this kind of detail that makes this the Sistine Chapel of alligators >>> standing on two feet tattoos. >>> >>> 6. Maybe it's just me, but it looks like the gator is trying to get the >>> Gator helmet to fellate him. >>> >>> Which is downright incestuous. >>> >>> (In related news, a thousand Alabama fans just got tattoos of the Alabama >>> helmet fellating Big Al.) >>> >>> 7. If you adopt my fellatio reading of the tattoo, then the Gator's mouth >>> isn't open to scare you. >>> >>> It's open in a kind of post-coital Gator ecstasy. >>> >>> 8. But at least this Gator fan wasn't trying to become a gator. >>> >>> This Florida fan was. >>> >>> >>> >>> Is it just me or does this tattoo make you gag a little bit? >>> >>> Welcome to the awkward fan tattoo club, Gator fans. >>> >>> And, ladies, these men are single. >>> >>> Get. On. It. >>> >>> ... >>> >>> Alabama fan awkward tattoo >>> >>> Arkansas fan awkward tattoo >>> >>> At OKTC we ridicule all awkward fan photos equally. >>> >>> Humor doesn't discriminate -- although it does feature Kentucky and Alabama >>> fans at alarming frequency. >>> >>> Meet the awkward Bama fan couple, which remains the Mona Lisa of awkward >>> fan photos >>> >>> Meet the awkward Kentucky fan couple >>> >>> Meet the Kentucky hottie twins >>> >>> Meet the Tennessee fan at Dollywood >>> >>> Meet the second pregnant Alabama fan >>> >>> Awkward Quarterback Photos: Starring Jordan Rodgers >>> >>> Introducing the Alabama fan van >>> >>> Awkward fan photo: beach portrait edition >>> >>> As always, feel free to share your awkward fan photos by emailing or >>> tweeting them to me. [email protected] or the Twitter feed on the right >>> side of the page, @claytravisbgid >>> >>> >>> >>> Woody (via iPhone) >>> -- >>> GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! >>> 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions >>> 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions >>> 2008 National Football Champions | >>> Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), >>> Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us >> -- >> GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! >> 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions >> 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions >> 2008 National Football Champions | >> Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), >> Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us > -- > GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! > 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions > 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions > 2008 National Football Champions | > Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), > Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us -- GATORS: ONE VOICE ON SATURDAY - NO VOICE ON SUNDAY! 1996 National Football Champions | 2006 National Basketball Champions 2006 National Football Champions | 2007 National Basketball Champions 2008 National Football Champions | Three Heisman Trophy winners: Steve Spurrier (1966), Danny Wuerffel (1996), Tim Tebow (2007) - Visit our website at www.gatornet.us
