Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q: What is the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist? A: A Genealogist looks up your family tree, whereas a Gynecologist looks up your family bush. Q: Why can't you hear a psychologist using the bathroom? A: Because the 'p' is silent!