Is this related to Secure Heuristics for Information
Technology?

John Hebert

--- Larry Braud <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> Inter-department memo from the MIS management
> 
> Attention: As many of you are aware, there are
> several security protocols
> available for network authentication, such as PAP,
> CHAP, MS-CHAP, etc.
> However, it has become necessary, due to the
> increased ability of hackers to
> thwart these and other defenses, to implement our
> own new, proprietary
> authentication the Challenge-Response Authentication
> Protocol, or C.R.A.P.
> 
> We will begin installing C.R.A.P. on all servers and
> workstations
> immediately. As soon as the laptops have gone
> through the
> "C.R.A.P.-on-your-lap" upgrade program, the remote
> users will have to go
> through C.R.A.P. to connect to the network over a
> modem. Portable C.R.A.P.
> will not be very different from desktop C.R.A.P.,
> and both versions are
> expected to generate similar quantities of
> paperwork.
> 
> Once all the machines have C.R.A.P. on them, we
> expect the first round of
> bugs to appear. We will have extra support personnel
> on hand to deal with
> bugs brought to light by the presence C.R.A.P..
> Eventually, we expect to
> make the network even less appealing to hackers by
> implementing additional
> layers of C.R.A.P.. Once the C.R.A.P. becomes thick
> enough, we don't think
> anyone will try to get in anymore. So, the next time
> someone tells you that
> we have C.R.A.P. for security, you can smile and
> proudly agree.
> 
> The MIS management
> 
> 
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