--- carson bankston <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > > > "Wi-Fi is the perfect way to put Baton Rouge > > on the > > > map," said Don Powers, executive director of > > the > > > Capital Region Competitive Strategy, The > > Chamber of > > > Greater Baton Rouge's economic development > > > initiative for various targeted industries. > > Top 10 Cities to Steal a Laptop. > > carson >
Steal a laptop? Have you been downtown lately? The few people wandering around that would steal it, wouldn't recognize it. Well, except for the EBRATS, and their charter school is toast anyway. Laptop = place you rest the cardboard while loading your crackpipe. WiFi = Some dang fool can't spull HiFi. Internet = Something you wear under your weave. Hot Spot = The good club. Docking Station = The boats! WAP = The sound it makes when you smack Charlie for being a fool drunk. User = Dang fool druggie. Streaming Content = Don't you talk that way when the women folk are around! LAN Access = What you get after closing hours and you know where the unlocked door is... Access to a little warm dry LAN for sleeping. Sad, but true. The disenfranchised downtown aren't about hi-tech stealing, they are about access to the homeless shelter, soup kitchen, and handouts from the boat goers. Most of the thieves downtown are in orange uniforms with a guard. The rest are at the capitol. Uptown, now that is a different story. ===== Warmest Regards, Doug Riddle http://www.dougriddle.com http://fossile-project.sourceforge.net/ http://www.libranet.com -- "Firearms are second only to the Constitution in importance; they are the Peoples' Liberty Teeth." - George Washington -- __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? SBC Yahoo! DSL - Now only $29.95 per month! http://sbc.yahoo.com
