#25) Don't go to see the movie with John Hebert. :) -D
On Mon, 2003-12-29 at 09:35, Tim Fournet wrote: > I was thinking, "eat or drink anything before or during the movie" > > On Mon, 2003-12-29 at 09:21, John Hebert wrote: > > What NOT to do during the Return of the King > > > > 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where > > the hell is Harry Potter?" > > > > 2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" > > > > 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone > > says: "The Ring." > > > > 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. > > > > 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts. > > > > 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson." > > > > 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs > > sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" > > > > 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off > > someone's finger and fall down the stairs. > > > > 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty > > Python style. > > > > 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" > > > > 11. Every time Elrond appears, shout out (in your best 'Dobby' voice) > > "Clothes! Master gave Elrond Clothes!" > > > > 12. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN > > FOREST, RUN!" > > > > 13. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien > > about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre. > > > > 14. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?" > > > > 15. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a > > nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. > > > > 16. Start an Orc sing-a-long. > > > > 17. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around > > looking terribly confused. > > > > 18. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and > > shout, "I see dead people!" > > > > 19. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda > > would be like. > > > > 20. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob > > scene. > > > > 21. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California. > > > > 22. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let herself go!" > > > > 24. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better." > > > _______________________________________________ > General mailing list > [email protected] > http://brlug.net/mailman/listinfo/general_brlug.net
