Late to the party, I was away. John. I know a lady that can help you. She is very nice, and talks with a low sweet voice. Her friends have very nice rooms with soothing music.
I'll call you. Doug --- John Hebert <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > What NOT to do during the Return of the King > > 1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell > loudly, "Wait... where > the hell is Harry Potter?" > > 2. Block the entrance to the theater while > screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" > > 3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip > every time someone > says: "The Ring." > > 4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies. > > 5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf > went to Hogwarts. > > 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. > Anderson." > > 7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the > top of your lungs > sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!" > > 8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the > end, bite off > someone's finger and fall down the stairs. > > 9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of > Helms Deep" Monty > Python style. > > 10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!" > > 11. Every time Elrond appears, shout out (in your > best 'Dobby' voice) > "Clothes! Master gave Elrond Clothes!" > > 12. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, > stand up and shout "RUN > FOREST, RUN!" > > 13. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's > what I'm Tolkien > about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked > out of the theatre. > > 14. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, > "Where's Waldo?" > > 15. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a > single frame of a > nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie. > > 16. Start an Orc sing-a-long. > > 17. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter > and wander around > looking terribly confused. > > 18. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for > tense moment and > shout, "I see dead people!" > > 19. Imitate what you think a conversation between > Gollum, Dobby and Yoda > would be like. > > 20. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the > theater during the Shelob > scene. > > 21. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for > governor of California. > > 22. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's > really let herself go!" > > 24. After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it > better." > > -- > John Hebert > System Engineer > I T Group, Inc. > 225-922-4535 > > _______________________________________________ > General mailing list > [email protected] > http://brlug.net/mailman/listinfo/general_brlug.net ===== Warmest Regards, Doug Riddle Be Good, Seek To Act Fairly, Be True to Your Soul. If that fails, always shoot for center mass. I've never had a dead man bother me. __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Find out what made the Top Yahoo! Searches of 2003 http://search.yahoo.com/top2003
