Tim Sullivan wrote:

>Wow, yall went off on a bad tangent from what I asked.
>
Dear Abby,

    My friends all laugh at me because I chose to use only software that 
has passed stringent litmus tests for political purity.  I used to run 
Windows but moved to Linux after I discovered that a Republican hasn't 
won the presidential vote in Washington State since 1984.  Initially, I 
was very please with my switch to Linux, but recently I have begun to 
have doubts about my decision - especially in the light of Justice 
Departments investigation into the inclusion of commands such as "f*ck" 
and the use of "SYN" packets for almost all communications - clearly an 
invitation for the forces of evil ( and I don't mean just Steve Ballmer, 
clearly a French name derived from B' La Mere ) to enter into intimate 
exchanges with my operating system through a female receptacle in the 
rear of my network interface card.
    Dear Abby, can you recommend an ideologically pure operating 
system?  Should I use MSDOS 1.0 or CP/M?  Which is The One True Distro?

Anxiously awaiting your answer,
R. Supward in Baton Rouge.



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